Everyone come listen to this. I’ve got a story to tell you like you’ve never heard before.

I was just 13 years old and I was going to school in Sydney, Australia.

Sometimes Mum would pick me up after school, sometimes I’d catch the bus but my Dad never picked me up.

But on this particular day it was Dad who came.

When I got out of class and had walked to the exit gate, he was there waiting for me as if it was perfectly normal.

“Hi Dad,” I said and punched him on the arm like I always did..

“G’day sunshine,” he responded, and punched me on the arm like he always did. Just then a stranger in a black suit came up to me. He was wearing dark sunglasses and a white tie.

“He looks like he’s from the movie MIB,” I thought.

 “I hear you interested in traveling at near the speed of light,” he said, his voice a Keanu Reeves husky bass. 

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Celebrate good times come on!

Don’t try this at home people!

Run for your life!

We’re gonna crash!

Come on let’s get out of here!

Yay!

I win! I win! I win! Oh! Oh!

I win!

I don’t know what I won.

Not complaining.

Every like in the family is an old man saved from death.

Yay!

Karma isn’t it!

Kids believe in Karma.

 

By Lachlan

Recent work by Rod Holdaway at Stella Downer Fine Art – June 12 – July 7, 2018
Coastal Development

Coastal Development 2017/18 – 56 cm x 91.5cm – Oil on linen

Passage

Passage – 2017/18 – 51 cm x 76 cm – Oil on Polyester

Thinking About Montmartre

Thinking About Montmartre – 51 cm x 51 cm – 2017/18 – Oil on Linen

Cyclist in Newtown

Cyclist in Newtown – 2017/18 – 45.5 cm x 35.5 cm – Oil on Cotton Duck

Women Outside a Gallery

Women Outside a Gallery – 29.5 cm x 42 cm – 2018 – Oil on primed paper

Layered Street Peripheral Vision

Layered Street – Peripheral Vision – 19 cm x 32.5 cm – 2017/18 –  iPad print and Indian Ink Pen on Velvet Paper

Street at Twilight

Street at Twilight – 23 cm x 32 cm –  2017 – iPad print on velvet paper

I wish I could do Rubric’s Cube

I wish I knew the Wi-Fi password

I wish I was a millionaire

I wish that people lived for 1000 years

I wish I could paint children’s faces

black and white

I wish I had a car

I wish that school didn’t exist

I wish I had Benny

he’s golden brown

woof woof

I wish I had a pet

not a cat

not a bird

not mice

but a chimp

feed bananas

and bring to school

I wish I was the smartest boy

I used to have a dog

Now I don’t have one

 

by Lachlan