I got an A on my homework.

Today I got a dog

And today I lied straight to your face.

You see I only tell the truth once a week and only to you.

Oh, and I love your shoes.

And that’s the truth.

I lie once a week

and I always tell the truth

even when I am not supposed to

Did I mention today is opposite day?

Well, I guess I lied.

Oh and I love your dress it looks cute on you.

By Rebecca

My Mum Chats a Lot

Mum by SienaShe loves chatting in her bedroom

She loves chatting in her car.

She loves chatting on the street .

My mum can chat anywhere.

 

My mum chats at the gym,

She chats at dinner and at work.

She even chats in the bathroom!

My mum can chat anywhere!

by Siena

She’s still chatting now!

 

I hate school more than leeches
I hate school because:
Reading is hard
Writing is difficult
Computer work is hard too
Handwriting makes me mad
Science is all about writing
it should be about doing stuff.
I don’t get to do
the fun stuff at school.
This is what it feels like:
CHOKING!
I wish reading felt like this for me:
MAGIC!

By Siena

On the weekend
I’m starting up
my
Youtube channel.
I’m going to do
game commentary.
Other commentators
inspired me.
Old games,
new games
and mods.
They play on PCs
and consoles.

Terraria,
Minecraft,
Call of Duty.

These are the main games.

In Terraria and Minecraft
You protect yourself
from monsters;

Everyday monsters,
slimes,
skeletons,
eye balls,
zombies,
mother slimes,
baby slimes,
pinky slimes,
king slimes,
undead archeologists,
undead miners,
undead wizards,
man eaters,
hornets,
there’s bats too,
there are a lot of things
Cute little
pinky slimes
which drop
5 gold pieces.

I don’t
want
to name
all
the monsters
because
it
will
take
too
long.

You film
the game play
and you
record
your voice.
You record it
as you are playing
the game.

You upload
your videos
onto Youtube
and wait
for someone
to discover you
or ask for a
Shout Out.

My aim
is to get paid
by game industries
to play
their games.

That would be a
dream job,
being paid
to play games.

By
Matthew
2011