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Everyone come listen to this. I’ve got a story to tell you like you’ve never heard before.

I was just 13 years old and I was going to school in Sydney, Australia.

Sometimes Mum would pick me up after school, sometimes I’d catch the bus but my Dad never picked me up.

But on this particular day it was Dad who came.

When I got out of class and had walked to the exit gate, he was there waiting for me as if it was perfectly normal.

“Hi Dad,” I said and punched him on the arm like I always did..

“G’day sunshine,” he responded, and punched me on the arm like he always did. Just then a stranger in a black suit came up to me. He was wearing dark sunglasses and a white tie.

“He looks like he’s from the movie MIB,” I thought.

 “I hear you interested in traveling at near the speed of light,” he said, his voice a Keanu Reeves husky bass. 

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The first stretch will be vertical   

rumbly, loud and bad   

but I will have noise cancellation 

in my ergonomic pilot’s seat.

I won’t hear the car explode 

but you will. 

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Celebrate good times come on!

Don’t try this at home people!

Run for your life!

We’re gonna crash!

Come on let’s get out of here!

Yay!

I win! I win! I win! Oh! Oh!

I win!

I don’t know what I won.

Not complaining.

Every like in the family is an old man saved from death.

Yay!

Karma isn’t it!

Kids believe in Karma.

 

By Lachlan

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I used to feed my snake

in a separate feeding tank

but now I use the same tank.

 

I used to love fencing and I still do

 

I used to fly kites but now I fly drones.

When I fly my drone I can see what it sees

Our house looks very very very tiny.

 

By Levi

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Snake where did you get your pattern

with the different shapes and colours?

Where did you get your tongue?

What can you taste with that flicking tongue?

Is it fun sleeping all day?

Snakes are a living piece of art

By Levi

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I wish I could do Rubric’s Cube

I wish I knew the Wi-Fi password

I wish I was a millionaire

I wish that people lived for 1000 years

I wish I could paint children’s faces

black and white

I wish I had a car

I wish that school didn’t exist

I wish I had Benny

he’s golden brown

woof woof

I wish I had a pet

not a cat

not a bird

not mice

but a chimp

feed bananas

and bring to school

I wish I was the smartest boy

I used to have a dog

Now I don’t have one

 

by Lachlan