Is it true an apple a day keeps the doctor away?
Is it true? Should I start to eat an apple a day? If I do what will happen? Let’s see what it says on Google:
- You will get very badly sick
- You will turn into an apple
- You will be unable to eat any food, other than apples.
Well, Google is definitely wrong so let’s start to eat an apple a day.
So, I started to eat a fresh juicy apple every day,
it started off marvelous, but
cross my fingers and hope it will still be good later.
Its been about 1 week of me eating an apple a day it’s getting boring! I don’t feel so well … zzz….
What date is it? Where am I? It was 2019 last time I checked on my blue phone. What! Its 2020! I have been in a coma! OMG! I am so old! There’re probably more new fashions! No, no and everyone probably has a boyfriend “No!” my life is over now!
Wait I know how this happened… it’s the imbecilic and simpleminded apple a day!