She jumps,

She drives like a maniac when she sleeps.

The crazy cat can even sing,

“la la la,

la la la,

la la la!”

She purrs like a dragon letting it’s fire out.

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Bubble, bubble, doing backflips,

the green and graceful pulchritudinous fish.

The hard rainbow coral was prodigious!

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Is it true an apple a day keeps the doctor away?

Is it true? Should I start to eat an apple a day? If I do what will happen? Let’s see what it says on Google:

  1. You will get very badly sick
  2. You will turn into an apple
  3. You will be unable to eat any food, other than apples.

Well, Google is definitely wrong so let’s start to eat an apple a day.

So, I started to eat a fresh juicy apple every day,

it started off marvelous, but

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Hang Sam at 3

Burn Chief’s house

Kill the Governor

Attack and steal from bank

Kill another cop because why not  

Donate to Greg and his wife

Donate to the poor again

Steal the Governor’s valuables

Fix my burnt house

Kelly’s Ghost

Kill that F*#kin’ Judge Barry

By Zavier